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{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}

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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":111}

{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}

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