Eirenis barani, also known commonly as Baran's dwarf racer, is a species of snake in the family Colubridae. The species is endemic to the Near East.
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Aliens Online is a discontinued 1998 massively multiplayer first-person shooter video game released for Microsoft Windows. It was based on the science fiction horror film Aliens.
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Anton Elbel was an Austrian engineer and locomotive designer.
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