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The Challenger class was one of the submarine classes of the Republic of Singapore Navy (RSN). They were extensively modernised versions of the former Sjöormen-class submarines. Challenger and Centurion were retired in 2015, while Conqueror and Chieftain were retired in 2024.
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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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Simon Owen is a professional golfer from New Zealand.
"}{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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